Wednesday, September 30, 2009

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Pakistani Girl Ambreen Malik From Karachi Picture

Pakistani Girl Ambreen Malik

Hot Pakistani Girl Ambreen Malik PictureWe present more of Ambreen Malik in all her resplendent glory. This dazzling dame from the land of the Indus (we don’t call it the land of the pure anymore) sure knows how to command both respect and attention. Even though these pictures are casual shots taken by friends, the fact that none of these are professional photographs does not detract one bit from her magnetic allure.

Pakistani Girls Laiba, Nisha, Malika From Lahore Picture

Pakistani Girls Laiba, Nisha, Malika

Pakistani Girls Laiba, Nisha, MalikaThree beautiful girls recline upon dark marble stairs before a giant wooden door that’s been most probably hand made in - wait for it - Swat Valley. Oh the irony! The same Swat Valley that’s been so mercilessly raped by the barbaric Taliban is actually a serene idyllic place renowned for its natural beauty and ancient civilization. Swati woodworkers are highly skilled artisans that have been practicing the art of woodworking for centuries. Using their own traditional tools, they carve wondrous works of art out of the region’s famed deodar wood. The dark marble comes from Baluchistan, the largest province by area. Baluchistan is rich in all kinds of mineral resources, and Baluchi marble is used all over Pakistan to decorate facades and veneers of all kinds of buildings. Colors ranging from black, white through to green and even pink make Baluchi marble a low cost yet versatile building solution. What is it with the female form and marble? Indic poets often tend to metaphorically compare feminine beauty with the smooth, luxurious feel of marble. Smooth, yes, but definitely not as cold!

Gorgeous Pakistani Celebrity Sara Chaudhary Picture

Pakistani Celebrity Sara Chaudhary

Pakistani Celebrity Sara ChaudharyGorgeous Pakistani celebrity Sara Chaudhary struts her stuff in this picture from a photoshoot. Wearing ghostly white eyeshadow doesn’t suit many girls but Sara seems to pull it off nicely. This photograph was taken as she swirled around with her tresses caught in mid flight.

Pakistani Girl Suman With Bridal Picture

Pakistani Girl Suman With Bridal

Pakistani Girl Suman With Bridal PictureMehndi is a function celebrated before the wedding day (barat). On the occasion friends and women relatives of the bride get together and apply mehndi on the hands of the bride. Girls sing different songs with dholak and perform a traditional dance called loddi. Bride has to wear yellow dress on the occasion. The girl in yellow dress is a pretty pakistani bride. She has been adorn with flowers, in her hands and hair (gajra). Decoration of the venue is the important factor in making mehndi function more admirable. As we notice in the picture the surroundings of the bride are decorated with the candles and flowers. Traditional style chair is used as a stage, which is furbishing the beauty of the occasion.

Pakistani Bridal With Friend Picture

Pakistani Bridal With Friend

Pakistani Bridal With Friend PictureMehndi or rasm e hena is a day for bride and her friends. Group of girls gather to make the function enjoyable. Their songs , dances and their laughter could make the occasion a wonderful amusement for the guests. A beautiful bride and her gorgeous friend are posing for the camera. Bride is in yellow and the girl on left is also wearing the color according to the demand of occasion. Pakistani girls are famous for their stylish and hot looks. These two charming babes are making the picture admirable for the viewers.

Pakistani Village Girl Uzma Muskan Picture

Pakistani Village Girl Uzma Muskan In Pink Dress

Pakistani Village Girl Uzma Muskan PicturePink is considered to be the color for girls. A cut girl dressed up in Punjabi style outfits smiling for the snapshot. She is wearing an elegant embroidered shirt with patyala (pleated) shalwar. She is holding a beaded paranda in her hand. Paranda is normally worn by the girls in the villages of Punjab. Fancy parandas are now famous among the girls in cities too. A bundle of hay has been used in the background to bring the village style look in the picture. Hay is a grass cut and dried for animal feed and normally can be seen in villages.

Beautifull Indian Desi Muslim Girl Amba Picture

Indian Desi Muslim Girl Amba

Indian Desi Muslim Girl Amba Picture

Pakistani Girl Sobia In Saree Picture

Pakistani Girl Sobia In Saree

Pakistani Girl Sobia From MultanA beautiful girl from Multan has sent us her pictures. Sobia has a really cute smile with a real twinkle in her eye. She proves yet again that the land of the famous sweet Seraiki language has equally sweet ladies. Here we see her in a traditional dress, what appears to be a Sari. Multan, the ancient city of saints, is famous for its Sufi culture, awe-inspiring architecture and of course, the renowned sohn halwa. What we didnt know until now is that it had amazingly attractive inhabitants too!

Pakistani Girl Mehak From Lahore Picture

Pakistani Girl Mehak From Lahore

Pakistani Girl Mehak PictureHere we see Mehak at a lazy Sunday brunch. Some people like weekends while some hate Sundays because of the looming Monday workday. Mehak likes her food, and is somewhat of a gourmand. However, not all eateries can boast of quality buffets, and this is something she realises. Nevertheless, a laid back Sunday brunch is a good opportunity to chat with friends and watch the world go by.

Pakistani Girl Ayana With Friends Picture

Pakistani Girl Ayana With Friends

Pakistani Girl Ayana PictureA Pakistani trio poses for the camera. These babes aren’t really smiling, but that doesn’t detract from their attractiveness. Their glance at the camera seems almost like a glare. The left girl seems more confident than the others - she is probably the one controlling the camera. To many of us these women may look very very familiar.

Hot Pakistani Girl Anum In Party Picture

Hot Pakistani Girl Anum In Party

Pakistani Girl Anum PictureAnum has sent us some real cute pictures of herself. Originally from Lahore, Anum now resides abroad. In this picture we see her wearing a black top with a golden broache upon it. The light from the camera reflects off the broache, create an almost metallic glint. The golden chain attached to her purse complements the color scheme nicely. The red nailpolish adds further oomph to the glamorous combination of her outfit. Anum looks really nice with her jet black shiny hair. aken in what appears to be a party setting, this picture portrays a girl who appears rather pleased with herself. Life certainly seems to be treating her nicely. We wish her all the best and oodles of fun!

Pakistani Girl Ayat Picture Relexing On Bed

Pakistani Girl Ayat Picture

Pakistani Girl Ayat PictureTwo beautiful Pakistani girls striking a reclining pose. One of them seems lost in thought, while the other flashes a mysterious smile. Pakistani girls are amongst the most attractive females in the world, as is evident from this rather vivid picture.

Pakistani Girl Ayesha Picture From Sialkot


Pakistani Girl Ayesha PicturePakistani Girl Ayesha Picture From SialkotA girl from Sialkot has sent us photos in which she’s looking candidly beautiful. A casually taken photograph of a naturally beautiful woman in a translucent pink dupatta. This lady obviously has a lot going for her with these ravishing good looks! You can’t get more ravishingly Pakistani than this! The lamp in line behind her creates a halo effect around her, creating a warm and fuzzy glow!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Ji Condom

Teacher ek student se: “batao ladkiyaan kya nahi pehan sakti hai?”
Ladka: “ji CONDOM”

Now Open Your

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Last Night I Went

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”

Chikne Ladkon Ka

chikne ladkon ka tujh per noor barse , harpathan teri dosti ko tarse , khuda kare teri zindagi main itnain pathan ahee k tu ek minute bhi sharwar pehnne ko tarsey.

Janwar Ki Aulad

sher da puttar Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi aulad hai‘‘

Girl to Call Girl

Car sales girl to call girl :
Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
Call Girl:
aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi

Stages of S*EX

S*EX At 8-ignor it,
At 18-feel it
At 28-xplor it
At 38-enjoy it
At 48-pay 4 it,
At 58-pray 4 it,
At 68-beg 4 it,
At 88-Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k pujari..

I Love You

A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"

Santa Yaar Tujhe Bus

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai

With Pleasure

A cute Girl came 4 the interview in a Public School.
Principal: What salary U Expect?
Gal: Rs.18,000.
Principal was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Gal: With pleasure it''s Rs.25,000.

Rat Bhar Tujhe

LARKI ki tarhan tjhko saja k rakhun,
Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun

Pathan aru Panjaban

Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.

Qomi Tarana

Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.

Afridi Ne 37 Balls

Afridi ne 37 balls pr 100 run bnae.
Ye kon sa record hai?
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Rocord to ye hai
King Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.

Pakeeza Mohabbat

LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...

Story With a Moral

A Story with a Moral.
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket..

Yaqeen Nahi Aata

Badsurat aunty 2 bacho k sath shop pr gaei
Saleman: ye twins hain?
Aunty:nhi 3 saal ka farq he.
Saleman:yaqeen nhi aata koi apke sath 2 dafa SEX kr skta he

Aaj Raat Bahot

Biwi boli: Janu aaj Raat bahot saRdi hai,
aaj sex nahin kaRo plz..
ShohaR: Mujhe pata hai,
hamaRi auRatain chu_wanay se nahin nahanay se ghabRati hain

Miss Aap Ke Apple

Boy & girl in bus!
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.

Viagra Ki 1 Goli

Boy: janu "Viagra" ki 1 goli se lamba ho jayega,
2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,
or agar 3 loon ga to...
Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe cho_na hy k khodna hy!!

Teri Behan Se Shadi

1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy
1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.

You Dirty Mind

A short thing
Its get longer as you hold it
& Pass between womans breast
& Enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. Cars seat belt.
You dirty mind.

Like a Good Bra

A good friend is like a good bra...
hard to find,
very comfortable,
supportive,
and always close to the heart...

Chand Ne Muskura

1 ashiq ne chand se pocha k tum ne dunia may koi haseen mere yar jaisa dekha hai?
To chand ne muskra k jawab dia
"P_UDDI diya aini dooron L_N nazar aanda ee"

Koi Aur Package

Miss ne nursery class k bachay se kaha k 1 se 10 tak gino main tm ko kiss krun gi,
Bacha : agr main 1 se 100 tak ginu to koi pakage hay?

Daryaft Or Ejad

Teacher:
Batao DARYAFT or EJAD mien kia farq hay..?
Student:
Meray baap ne meri maa ko DARYAFT kia phir dono ne mil kar mujhe EJAD kia..

Pakistani Girl Shazia Picture From Lahore Picture

Pakistani Girl Shazia Picture From Lahore

Pakistani Girl Shazia Picture From LahoreBeautiful Shazia stares into the abyss. The blurred image has a dreamy feel to it while the translucent hazel eyes of the lady add to the surreal aura. Her pout creates an anticipation that keeps the viewer guessing. Whether it was meant for the photographer or the viewer - we can only surmise.

Pakistani Girl Saira In Wedding With Friend Picture

Pakistani Girl Saira In Wedding

Cute Islamabad Girls at a weddingTwo beautiful Pakistani girls at a wedding. The venue appears to be one of the so called “marriage halls” that are prevalent across Pakistan. A peculiarity to the Land of the Pure, “marriage halls” are stand alone ballrooms dedicated solely to weddings and associated parties. This may be due to the fact that weddings are usually the only parties ever held in the country in public. These venues do brisk business all year round, more so in the winters.

Pakistani Model Girl Ayesha Omar Picture

Pakistani Model Girl Ayesha Omar

Pakistani Model Girl Ayesha Omar PictureAs part of our website’s new focus on celebrities from Pakistan, we present Ayesha Omar in all her sensual glory. Ayesha is an acclaimed television actress and producer. Graduating from Lahore’s National College of Arts, she made a name for herself on the various private television channels. According to various undereducated guys found loitering around the Pakistani streets, Ayesha Omar is one of the hottest celebrity chicks in Pakistan. Commanding a loyal following of legions of fans (okay, so maybe that’s an exaggeration), she’s often the subject of celebrity gossip.
Here we present one of Ayesha’s pictures from her trip to Thailand. As always, the lovely Ayesha is looking as glamorous as ever. More pictures to follow soon!

Pakistani Girl Aymen In Wedding With Friends Picture

Hot Pakistani Girl Aymen In Wedding

Hot Pakistani Girl Aymen In WeddingThree traditional looking Pakistani girls at a Mehndi reception. In Pakistani culture, a wedding is usually spread out over four or more days, two of which are the Mehndi or Henna functions held twice at the bride and groom’s homes respectively. At the Mehndi, the bride to be is decorated with beautiful body art created by using of mehndi or henna paste. Henna is a plant, the leaves of which are ground into a thick paste. It creates temporary body tattooes that are deep orange or rust coloured.
Pakistani brides get a real glamorous look by applying Mehndi. We’ll have more on mehndi in the future; right now, let’s take a good look at these charming ladies in waiting!

Pakistani Cheerlead Girl Ayra Picture

Hot Pakistani Cheerlead Girl Ayra

Pakistani Cheerlead Girl Ayra PictureBeautiful Pakistani girls cheerleading at a sporting event. In this picture we see spontaneous, all natural smiles as the girls observe an object of interest. This picture is remarkably crisp, showing a range of feelings and human emotions. Someone in the backdrop sports a navy blue cap - revealing a position of authority among the cheerleaders. The white dupattas contrast beautifully with the red kameez of the cheerleaders, creating a unique, internationally distinctive look.

Pakistani Girl Ayshah In University Function Picture

Pakistani Girl Ayshah In University

Islamabad girl at University functionA girl at a university function. The newspaper caption says its a declamation contest, ostensibly at one of the universities in Islamabad, Pakistan. She sports a large medallion shaped pendant between ocher beads that blend marvelously with her autumn colored shalwar kameez. Her earrings also sport a similar brass or copper design. Pakistani girls sure know how to dress and look good, and this lady is no exception. Islamabad girls in particular have endearing personalities to match their stunning good looks.

Pakistani Girl Az-zahra In Red Shalwar Kameez

Pakistani Girl Az-zahra Picture

Pakistani Girl Az-zahra PictureTwo pretty girls in red and green shalwar kameez. The lady in the foreground flashes a rather mischievous, almost naughty smile. These girls appear to be Sindhi, as can be gauged from their complexions and features. Sindh is the region that spreads from the boundaries of Seraiki Punjab all the way down to the Indus delta. It has seen civilizations as ancient as Mohenjodaro (Mound of the Dead), and cities as modern as today’s cosmopolitan Karachi.

Lahore Girls Next Door Azadeh Picture

Lahore Girls Next Door Azadeh

 Lahore Girls Next Door Azadeh PictureLahore (Punjabi: لہور, Urdu: لاہور is the metropolis of the Pakistani Punjab and is the second largest metropolis in Pakistan following Karachi. It is well known as the Heart of Pakistan, because of its historical significance in the blossoming of Pakistan, and in addition being a cultural, political and learning centre of the country and financial centre of the country's largest province, Punjab. It is often called the Garden of the Mughals or the City of Gardens due to the heritage of the Mughal Empire. It is situated near the Ravi River and Wagah, quite near to the Pakistan-India border. As legend says, Lahore was founded by Lav, son of Lord Rama of the Hindu epic Ramayana.