Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Pakistani Girl Ambreen Malik From Karachi Picture
Pakistani Girl Ambreen Malik
Pakistani Girls Laiba, Nisha, Malika From Lahore Picture
Pakistani Girls Laiba, Nisha, Malika
Gorgeous Pakistani Celebrity Sara Chaudhary Picture
Pakistani Celebrity Sara Chaudhary
Pakistani Girl Suman With Bridal Picture
Pakistani Girl Suman With Bridal
Pakistani Bridal With Friend Picture
Pakistani Bridal With Friend
Pakistani Village Girl Uzma Muskan Picture
Pakistani Village Girl Uzma Muskan In Pink Dress
Pakistani Girl Sobia In Saree Picture
Pakistani Girl Sobia In Saree
Pakistani Girl Mehak From Lahore Picture
Pakistani Girl Mehak From Lahore
Pakistani Girl Ayana With Friends Picture
Pakistani Girl Ayana With Friends
Hot Pakistani Girl Anum In Party Picture
Hot Pakistani Girl Anum In Party
Pakistani Girl Ayat Picture Relexing On Bed
Pakistani Girl Ayat Picture
Pakistani Girl Ayesha Picture From Sialkot
Pakistani Girl Ayesha Picture
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Now Open Your
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Last Night I Went
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”
Chikne Ladkon Ka
chikne ladkon ka tujh per noor barse , harpathan teri dosti ko tarse , khuda kare teri zindagi main itnain pathan ahee k tu ek minute bhi sharwar pehnne ko tarsey.
Janwar Ki Aulad
sher da puttar Sardar told his son: ‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘ Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi aulad hai‘‘
Girl to Call Girl
Car sales girl to call girl :
Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
Call Girl:
aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi
Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
Call Girl:
aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegi
Stages of S*EX
S*EX At 8-ignor it,
At 18-feel it
At 28-xplor it
At 38-enjoy it
At 48-pay 4 it,
At 58-pray 4 it,
At 68-beg 4 it,
At 88-Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k pujari..
At 18-feel it
At 28-xplor it
At 38-enjoy it
At 48-pay 4 it,
At 58-pray 4 it,
At 68-beg 4 it,
At 88-Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k pujari..
I Love You
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"
Santa Yaar Tujhe Bus
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai
With Pleasure
A cute Girl came 4 the interview in a Public School.
Principal: What salary U Expect?
Gal: Rs.18,000.
Principal was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Gal: With pleasure it''s Rs.25,000.
Principal: What salary U Expect?
Gal: Rs.18,000.
Principal was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Gal: With pleasure it''s Rs.25,000.
Rat Bhar Tujhe
LARKI ki tarhan tjhko saja k rakhun,
Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun
Bure logon ki nazron se chupa k rakhun.
Mjhe londe bazi ki Aadat nahi warna?
Rat bhar tujhe L_ND pe bitha k rakhun
Pathan aru Panjaban
Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: Hai tu apke lkn juice mera nikal raha hay.
Qomi Tarana
Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.
Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?
Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho jata hai.
Afridi Ne 37 Balls
Afridi ne 37 balls pr 100 run bnae.
Ye kon sa record hai?
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Rocord to ye hai
King Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.
Ye kon sa record hai?
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Rocord to ye hai
King Fahad ne 1 BV se 100 bache paida kiye.
Pakeeza Mohabbat
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...
Story With a Moral
A Story with a Moral.
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket..
My girl friend called me to her House.
I went there & Found her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She Whispered in my Ear.
"I have Feelings for u,
lets make Love".
I turned back & walked to da Front door towards my car.
Shockingly i found my girlfriend standing there,
she Hugged me & said
"U HAVE WON MY TRUST"
MORAL:"ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO KEEP
condoms in the car not in the pocket..
Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Badsurat aunty 2 bacho k sath shop pr gaei
Saleman: ye twins hain?
Aunty:nhi 3 saal ka farq he.
Saleman:yaqeen nhi aata koi apke sath 2 dafa SEX kr skta he
Saleman: ye twins hain?
Aunty:nhi 3 saal ka farq he.
Saleman:yaqeen nhi aata koi apke sath 2 dafa SEX kr skta he
Aaj Raat Bahot
Biwi boli: Janu aaj Raat bahot saRdi hai,
aaj sex nahin kaRo plz..
ShohaR: Mujhe pata hai,
hamaRi auRatain chu_wanay se nahin nahanay se ghabRati hain
aaj sex nahin kaRo plz..
ShohaR: Mujhe pata hai,
hamaRi auRatain chu_wanay se nahin nahanay se ghabRati hain
Miss Aap Ke Apple
Boy & girl in bus!
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.
Viagra Ki 1 Goli
Boy: janu "Viagra" ki 1 goli se lamba ho jayega,
2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,
or agar 3 loon ga to...
Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe cho_na hy k khodna hy!!
2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,
or agar 3 loon ga to...
Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe cho_na hy k khodna hy!!
Teri Behan Se Shadi
1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy
1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy
1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.
You Dirty Mind
A short thing
Its get longer as you hold it
& Pass between womans breast
& Enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. Cars seat belt.
You dirty mind.
Its get longer as you hold it
& Pass between womans breast
& Enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. Cars seat belt.
You dirty mind.
Like a Good Bra
A good friend is like a good bra...
hard to find,
very comfortable,
supportive,
and always close to the heart...
hard to find,
very comfortable,
supportive,
and always close to the heart...
Chand Ne Muskura
1 ashiq ne chand se pocha k tum ne dunia may koi haseen mere yar jaisa dekha hai?
To chand ne muskra k jawab dia
"P_UDDI diya aini dooron L_N nazar aanda ee"
To chand ne muskra k jawab dia
"P_UDDI diya aini dooron L_N nazar aanda ee"
Koi Aur Package
Miss ne nursery class k bachay se kaha k 1 se 10 tak gino main tm ko kiss krun gi,
Bacha : agr main 1 se 100 tak ginu to koi pakage hay?
Bacha : agr main 1 se 100 tak ginu to koi pakage hay?
Daryaft Or Ejad
Teacher:
Batao DARYAFT or EJAD mien kia farq hay..?
Student:
Meray baap ne meri maa ko DARYAFT kia phir dono ne mil kar mujhe EJAD kia..
Batao DARYAFT or EJAD mien kia farq hay..?
Student:
Meray baap ne meri maa ko DARYAFT kia phir dono ne mil kar mujhe EJAD kia..
Pakistani Girl Shazia Picture From Lahore Picture
Pakistani Girl Shazia Picture From Lahore
Pakistani Girl Saira In Wedding With Friend Picture
Pakistani Girl Saira In Wedding
Pakistani Model Girl Ayesha Omar Picture
Pakistani Model Girl Ayesha Omar
Here we present one of Ayesha’s pictures from her trip to Thailand. As always, the lovely Ayesha is looking as glamorous as ever. More pictures to follow soon!
Pakistani Girl Aymen In Wedding With Friends Picture
Hot Pakistani Girl Aymen In Wedding
Pakistani brides get a real glamorous look by applying Mehndi. We’ll have more on mehndi in the future; right now, let’s take a good look at these charming ladies in waiting!
Pakistani Cheerlead Girl Ayra Picture
Hot Pakistani Cheerlead Girl Ayra
Pakistani Girl Ayshah In University Function Picture
Pakistani Girl Ayshah In University
Pakistani Girl Az-zahra In Red Shalwar Kameez
Pakistani Girl Az-zahra Picture
Lahore Girls Next Door Azadeh Picture
Lahore Girls Next Door Azadeh
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