Stages of S*EX

S*EX At 8-ignor it,
At 18-feel it
At 28-xplor it
At 38-enjoy it
At 48-pay 4 it,
At 58-pray 4 it,
At 68-beg 4 it,
At 88-Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k pujari..

Yaqeen Nahi Aata

Badsurat aunty 2 bacho k sath shop pr gaei
Saleman: ye twins hain?
Aunty:nhi 3 saal ka farq he.
Saleman:yaqeen nhi aata koi apke sath 2 dafa SEX kr skta he

Koi Aur Package

Miss ne nursery class k bachay se kaha k 1 se 10 tak gino main tm ko kiss krun gi,
Bacha : agr main 1 se 100 tak ginu to koi pakage hay?

Daryaft Or Ejad

Teacher:
Batao DARYAFT or EJAD mien kia farq hay..?
Student:
Meray baap ne meri maa ko DARYAFT kia phir dono ne mil kar mujhe EJAD kia..